Ride or Die chick versus Wifey

Definitions of Ride or Die Chick: (courtesy of Urbandictionary.com)

1) chick that ain't afraid to be down with her man she'll do anything her man
needs her to do.
2) 'ride or die chick' refers to someone who (normally a
girl, hence the word chick) is down for everything & anything. Basically
down for both the bad and the good.
3) a girl who is down for her man in any situation. a girl who's not afraid of throwin down side by side with her man, even if she's the only female. she's the girl who rides in tha passenger seat with tea heat ready on her lap & knows all the targets. a ride or die chick cooks for, cleans for, and entertains her man by any means necessary.

So last night me and my Honey were having a convo. I was telling him about how when fights break out in the club, I go the other way. My reason is because 1) Usually when ppl fight, either them or their homeboy is coming back with a gun, 2) the innocent bystander ppl usually get the most hurt; and 3) When I was at the club, chill laxing & minding my own business, these dues started fighting, I was trying get out of the way & I got caught in the mace spray cuz all the dumb ppl were trying to watch.

ANYWHO~ I told Trey that if he ever got in a fight, at the club, I would met him outside. I already know they are going to take him outside. I also know he can handle his own. He starts to get mad & says:
“ I can’t believe you would jump. Your suppose to be my ride or die chick”.
“ Cleary I told you from the Beginning I was not your Ride or die Chick”.
“ Well I thought by now, things would be different, if a girl tried to fight you, I would jump in”.

So after researching and finding the definitions of “Ride or Die Chick”, I have decided that if being a “RIDE OR DIE CHICK” means getting a record, facing charges and all that other stuff, I guess I will never be his Ride or Die Chick.
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However, I will be his FAITHFUL, COMMITTED “Wifey”

Defintions of Wifey (courtesy of Urbandictionary.com)

1) REAL Lady, Not your only but your favorite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.
2) A woman that you treat right, respect and feel good having her as your girl.
3) Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..
4) WIFEY (why-fee) n - A female entitled to call his phone any time of the day or night, make herself at home at his home, occupy his free time, keep him out of trouble, defend him at all times even when he's not around! (and vice versa), make sure he's happy (because he does the same for her), have all of his attention. TRANSLATION>>> The one that ALL the girls love to HATE!!
5) a man's one and only. always real never shady. down ta ride for life.. never hesitates to do for her man (hubby).. not like ya typical female/girlfriend.. she sophisticated yet freaky..

There are pages and pages full of definitions. Therefore…me & Trey will be having another convo later!