Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Things we do for the PPL we Love Part II

~ my brother always say's it & now I am starting to believe-we were all adopted! Well maybe not adopted the Good Lord must've got bored makin families similar so he decided to mixed it up wit my siblings. Life was great when it was just me & my older brother (OB). We ran the World. He was the only boy & I was the only girl. We (well mainly me) got our way. We only had to share with each other. Then my lil sister goes along & jacks everythin up. I do not know what she really thinks about 95% of the time. Me & OB use our common sense. We talk like we have education. 90% of the time we think alike. Maybe its the age differenence, maybe not. However...this chic is very special. She can get away with A LOT. I kinda blame my mom, cuz when me & OB was growing up we couldn't get away with nothing especially TALKING BACK. This Chic always talk's back. She got aways with it in school & at home....but she is another story all by herself.....& the last one~ The baby aka~ Doo Wop. She & I are like 19 yrs apart. Now Doo Wop is not as bad as the other one, but she get's way with a lot as well. She's about to be 3 & has had a Birthday Party every year. She's not gonna remember them. She get's all this crap is end's up playing with her old toy's or the paper it comes in. I have given up on buyin her anythin. I just give her money..................................
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So my lil sister keeps insisting on throwin Doo Wop a birthday party despite what my mom, OB & I have all said. She even has my cousin a long with her on the party. So we was talkin & she was updating me on the party.....

Me~ So your just gonna serve hot dogs & cheeseburger's right?

Lil Sister (LS)~ "No...I'm not gonna eat that. We having Spaghetti too.

M~ What?! I have heard it all. The food is not for adults! It's for the children.

LS~ I AM NOT GONNA GET HOT DOGS & CHEESEBURGERS!

M~ Well, I think it's a waste of money.

LS~ Well, it's My money! I have to find some music for the games cuz I wanna listen to my MUSIC. I don't wanna be listen to all that christian music.

M~ The party is for KIDS!

LS~ So.......

**************************I just don't understand, I thought, I was suppose to be the odd ball***************

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

HAHAHaHAHa

now that it is the end of the semester all the school work is coming down. Yea I know I have known about for about a month, but that's not what matters. Why do teachers feel the need to think you major in their class?
ANywho~
I fall asleep n the middle of studying. & of course, every1 wants to class when your in good sleep. My sister called & I think we talked but the funniest things was when my Pookie called... Well when I woke up & called him back....

Pookie-Hey mami, what are you doin?

Me~Studying (now by the tone in my voice, I know he could tell I was sleep)

P- you sound like you was sleep

M-something like that

P-Well babe go back to sleep, see you tomorrow. Love you

M-Love you too

~~~~ .....Well it make not seem all that funny to you, but if you would have heard the tone in his voice when he realize i was sleep...you would have laugh too.....~~~~

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

You talk the TALK~ Now it's time to WALK

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The Things we do for the PPL we Love

SO, my baby sister is turnin 3 on Saturday. Last week my sister calls & ask :

"r you gonna help put anything towards her birthday party?".

I thinkin~ what kind of party do you give a 3 yr old that loves singing the birthday song & watches two rabbits all day? She doesn't care about the party. Just give her a cupcake & send her on her marry ole way. We ppl waste 2 much $$$ on children. No im not sayin you shouldn't spend $$$ on them, but come on ppl~I don't even rememeber my 3rd birthday. All I remember about birthday parties is the cake, ice cream & all the mess that no one helps clean up.

I say " She is only gonna be 3. She has like a total of 6 friends. Take them to Cici's & call it a day. She's not gonna care."

My sister: " Well~ we tryna have a cookout/birthday party. She gonna have a 3D cake..."

"A WHAT? You have to be kidding me! Do you think she is gonna care if it is a 3D or Sheet cake!. She just gonna stick her finger in it & eat it...."

*****The things we do for the ppl we love********

Monday, April 13, 2009

Being BEAUTFUL & Full Figured

So I'm watchin America's Next Top Model...& I wondering? Who said these skinny chic's r "cute, fly, or whatever the word is". Eva is my favorite through! She was the best model ever. Why hasn't Trya put a true full figured person on her. I love Torcca but I am talkin bout someone who is at least a size 16. you know someone who may have a little hump here or there. You know a woman who is not afraid to eat a FAT Snack here & there........

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I wish I could sit down wit the designers of Plus size clothing. Not Lane Bryant cuz their prices are not a affordable. This is what I would say:

Me: Can you please quit makin the Plus size clothing look a mess?

Them: What is "a mess"

Me: You know what I am talking about~ Making these dresses in Floral, or Animal print. My all time favorite, glitter & words like "baby girl" on the A$$. We are already Full Figured...we don't need any more help from you all.

Them: Well that is what's in. We want you all to feel included & sexy

Me: I would feel included & sexy if you quit making me look like a field of flowers. By the way~ we like wearing colors other than black, brown, tan & white. When I am tryna to sexi for my man, Tan is not a color that turns him on.

Them: UMM....That's not what the research says:

Me: Who does your research~ A size 4 white age 40 woman? She wouldn't know what sexi is if he hit her in the face.

********************Maybe I should start my own Plus size line*************************

Welcome!!!!

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Me! I started this blog after reading my brother's & laughin @ his. I wondered- If I read what he thinks, I wonder if ppl would read what I think! My first blog will not be about me tellin about myself cuz no one probally care's. While I am at work-not really workin: I decided to write:

THE THINGS PPL DO @ my JOB that WORK MY NERVES!

1) I work @ a Finanical Instution- That doesn't mean I have money so quit askin me to get money out of my account!

2) If you are cashin' a check- Please have your ID! It makes it easier on the both of us if YOU would just SEND your ID!

3) If I ask you for ID that must mean I DO NOT KNOW YOU! It does not always mean I AM NEW!

4) Don't get mad @ Me cuz your Overdrew YOUR ACCT! Did I tell you "Hey go overdraw your acct?" No. Pay the fee & move on!

5) Just B-Cuz I am young-does not mean I have KIds! So quit askin'

6) I do not know ppl that use to work her 10 yrs ago...Does it look like I use to work her 10 yrs ago?

7) Don't come to work if you know you are sick & am just gonna complian til they send you home! Suck it up & work! All you do is sit down!

8) 8 times out of 10- I really don't care about why you are takin money out! Just tell me how much you want- & move out the way!

9) We have sign askin you not to talk in your phone- SO PLEASE DO NOT LOOK @ IT & CON'T TALKING! I nor the other ppl around you wanna hear about your cuzin party or the charge you almost got!

10) We have Arrow's for the parking lot-Follow the arrow's! If you speed thru the parking lot & hit some1 car~ WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE!
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